McDonald's

Very fast and super friendly service. I wish all McDonald's restaurants were run like this! Great service and super friendly staff!

Upon leaving the establishment I could feel and hear rumbles of the gut. I hadn't got to my car before I found myself dashing back inside. I speed towards the bathroom knocking over two small children and a seeing eye dog in my path. I felt horrible for that but I can't imagine how everyone in there would have felt if I didn't make it to bathroom. Once inside the restroom I had no more time to spare. I was not yet in the stall before having pulled down my pants. If anyone needed to find me, there was a clear trail of feces leading to my stall. There was a man washing his hands when I entered, I'm sure he is still in therapy after we he witnessed. Once in the stall I....maybe I'll skip this part. Whoever had to clean my 'art' should have gotten a $1000 bonus. Anyways....can't wait for the McRib to return!!!